Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.
this is so awesome
so much yes
This
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
“Snape killed Dumbledore.”
JESUS, YOU FORGOT TO SAY “SPOILER ALERT”
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
“Finnick!” Something between a shriek and a cry of joy. A lovely if somewhat bedraggled young woman—dark tangled hair, sea green eyes—runs toward us in nothing but a sheet. “Finnick!” And suddenly, it’s as if there’s no one in the world but these two, crashing through space to reach each other (…)
No one seeing them could doubt their love.”
- mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
- me: i am juliet
- me: and he is my romeo
- mom:
- me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
