microdosing on the idea of true love being real by watching dan and phil on youtube for 10+ years

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

angel with pronouns be like “he/hymn”

DON’T be FUNNIER THAN ME

desinteresse:

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

awwcatsdotcom:

The committee against vacuum cleaners

cannibalchicken:

lovedeluxe92:

“the girl who wrote call me maybe” as if that’s an insult. as if she didn’t save us all

e1derberry:

all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze

carmythebear:

— Karen Russell, “The Ghost Birds” in The New Yorker (2021)

he-on-honeydew-hath-fed:

bittersweetish:

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

0rdi:

Ough. Those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.

expertpedestrian:

ALT

dailyflicks:

Toy Story (1995)
dir. Josh Cooley, Lee Unkrich, John Lasseter

frecklydork:

☆ - ̗̀✨ He’s just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

wintercorrybriea: